What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?